My Japanese University
Studied here for 6 months (theoretically) from ...
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Thrown out of Genghis Khan's mausoleum
Am I a barbarian? Just because i filmed...
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Too sexy for the catwalk
Model for a night at Club Yellow. A friend of m...
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Handed back a riot policeman his truncheon
The guy was forcing us back at the G8 summit on...
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First helicopter flight
Flew from Helsinki to Talinn in 18 minutes.
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First time white water rafting
Jun and I went down a seemingly calm river and ...
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Watch the Horns win the (then) most lucrative game in football ever
Watford beat Leeds 3-0 in May 2006, to win the ...
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Sang our version of "Don´t Cry for Me"
At the Sapporo Dome, on the cue of an off-targe...
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Came where nobody had come for over a thousand years
Spent time exploring the ruins of the Mayan cit...
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Boy George told me to fuck off
I was at the Prince Lovesexy concert in Wembley...
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Picked up by Japanese police
Mark and I were attempting to hitch to Tokyo fr...
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Mountain biked close to death
Came down the mountain too fast in 1994 on a tr...
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Caught a thief
Chased and caught a tea-leaf who'd tried to nic...
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Insufflated Bolivia`s finest
Rented 1202 in Edificio Gloria and enjoyed puri...
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Sperm Whale Watching
Took a whale-watching tour and saw 3 of the eno...
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Magellanic and Humboldts
Penguin watching off the coast of Chiloe.
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Worked at "the highest Irish-owned pub in the world"
Got a job at Paddy`s (owner was named Gary) in ...
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Carried Jun down the world's 3rd biggest pyramid on my back
Lost a game of cards at the top of the Piramide...
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My 2-bed apartment in Fukui
Lived here for a year while i worked at Asuwa H...
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A beautiful bungee dive
40 metres above a pool looking out into the Pac...
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Won (money at) the Derby
Went down to Epsom to meet Air & Rod, Jade & Ol...
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Slow boat to China
Left Japan from Osaka in August 1995 and arrive...
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My second university, U of Essex
First 6 months of MA in Contemporary Japan
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The horror
Auschwitz concentration camp, Poland. Visited w...
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Otherworldly adventure
Spent three days and two freezing nights on a t...
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An Advancing Glacier
The Perito Moreno glacier is one of the few acc...
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Bungeed 134m
Jumped off the pod at Nevis, New Zealand´s high...
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Could´ve killed a cassowary or two
Driving in remote northern Queensland, 2 (endan...
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Saw a great white (tipped reef) shark
On a night dive at the Great Barrier Reef, saw ...
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Drank in England's smallest pub
Had a pint in the Nutshell with Jun, Sue & Alle...
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Ran with bulls

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Awesome Glacier
Perito Moreno, one of tyhe world´s only accessi...
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Second in the county: the height of my sporting career
Won a pink certificate for coming second at the...
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My unsuccessful DJ career
Did a few Wednesday nights at what was then Pre...
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My first girlfriend
I was 8, Andrea Saunders (the daughter of my mu...
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Shortest ever visit to a country
About 45 minutes after crossing the Nicaraguan ...
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My first schools
Chater Infants and Chater Junior schools. Named...
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159 Otterburn Close
The squat I legalised under a false name before...
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A year at my third school
Went to Queens school in Sept 86 after I couldn...
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Lost my virginity
Easter 1987. Her name was Christine. She was fr...
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My senior school, Durrants
1981-1986. Got 7 O' Levels and had my first Fre...
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My last trip of the 20th Century, Colombia.
Spent 3 months in Colombia, 5 weeks of which we...
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Won a TV Quiz
End of June 2003 I took part in "Beat the Natio...
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Slashed with a knife
In 2000, I sobered up on my feet face-to-face w...
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239 Harwoods Road, Watford
My home until I was 18 (1969-1988).
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Got to "The Beach" before Leonardo
Travelled with my Aussie mate Mark in December ...
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My second home: YMCA, Watford
Lived in room 1017 for seven or eight months in...
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My third home
Lived here from 1988 to September 1989 with Sop...
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Birthplace
Sixth November 1969, about 3am.
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Oak House, halls of residence
Lived here in my first year at Manchester Unive...
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My first home abroad: Sunny House 206
I lived here for 2 years from July 1992-July 19...
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Mikuni Junior High School
Worked as a JET teacher for 2 years here.
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My first trip abroad
Day-trip to Calais as a first year at senior sc...
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Won a laughing competition, Malacca, Malaysia.
Won a flight to Phuket on Xmas Eve 1993. The co...
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Wedding, 21st August 2002, London.
Jun and I tied the knot here with Gosia and Yum...
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Home
2000-present. Where I live with my gorgeous wife.
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85 Cherbury Court
Home for 18 months or so, October 2002 - June 2...
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Began supporting Deportivo
Visited Julio here in summer 1999 and he conver...
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My girlfriend got married
I gave her away to the songs of The King, imper...
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Bribed policemen
Had been desperate to go to the toilets signed ...
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Had half my bike lock sawn through
It nearly all went wrong the first night of my ...
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My Japanese Homestay
Spent a few months at Dokkyo Daigaku and this w...
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Slid away from tombs
Hiked up the mountain to see the looted undergr...
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Paradise with pricks
In Novemeber 99, went from Cartagena to the nat...
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Looked into the Devil´s Throat
Saw the 275 waterfalls of Iguazu after a night ...
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Started supporting Vasca
Eduardo took Jun and I to a Copa Brasil match w...
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First concert in a foreign country
Went over to visit Mandy Price in Paris in June...
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Asuwa High School, Fukui City
Worked here for the school year August 1994 to ...
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Ate at a record-breaking restaurant
A small restaurant on the corner of a Colonia s...
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Mekong boat trip
Thought I was in for a unique trip in 1995 but ...
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Self-enforced solitary sent me slightly mad
Spent five weeks reading, smoking, doing press-...
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My first arrest, Langmusi
After a fight with a drunk Chinese policeman, S...
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Home in Colchester, Lexden Road
Lived with Chloe for six months in the converte...
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My first schools
Chater Infants and Chater Junior schools. Named...
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My third arrest, Tel Aviv
Bloody violent Israeli police attacked peaceful...
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My second arrest, University of Essex.
It weren't me, guv.
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My PADI SCUBA Licence, Roatan.
January 2002, did my SCUBA licence in the Carri...
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Head in the Vatican
Received in the gallery attached to St Peters i...
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Offered camels for wife
A guy in Marrakesh market made an offer for Jun...
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The furthest I've travelled for a party
Our friend Jan celebrated his 40th in Finland. ...
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The most I've ever won in a casino
Well, let's be clear, it wasn't much: about £40...
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Impersonated Ross Jenkins in my briefs
August 1994 on Gilli Trawangan. Was competing w...
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Tried to get into prison
Demo with Palestinian, Israeli and foreign prot...
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Rain broke a contact lens
Kaori, my then-girlfriend's contact lens was br...
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Last encounter with Chinese Police
In the hut on the Chinese side of the bridge, I...
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Floods up to my knees
It was raining when I got off the 24-hour bus j...
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Threw myself out of a plane
Did my first static line jump in November 2006 ...
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Decorating Miami
Painted rooms in art deco colours in August 199...
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Fell for a building
the guard let me into Casa Battlo to take some ...
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Lived in someone`s back garden
Jun and I found a great bargain in someone´s ba...
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Caught a second thief
Six months after catching a guy in Bayswater, I...
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