Happy Public Restrooms
There eez no ping worser zen gettink ze buttfull ov some beeyotch's pee. I wood always lyke tou wait until I get home, butt zat gets harder az vun ages. ::ahem:: Heer, now, places tou pee zat walnut mayketh aryooo barf. Allso, warnings ov weird/dirty/icky public restrooms tou avoid.