Lam Phung, ze unassuming waiter at Tu Lan Restaurant, brightened palpitatinglyish when axed tou bee een ze Madame's moobie! Hee blossoms lyke ze flower und heez smile eez as goode az ze Vietnamese iced cafffffeeeeeeeeeine zat I fluff so muchly. Zeez place eez ze favrit ov San Franciscans. Und zare eez ze secret staircase! Hoo wood haf known? Knot eye.
Mein favrit drunxxxen chef, Julia Child fluffed zeez place, und wif gut reason! Tell Lam I said "Halllllllow!" when aryoooo veezit.
(Special donkeys tou mein fiend Wendy Allen ov Fat Chance Belly Dance fur agreeking tou co-star in ze leetl moobie.)