Description:
With colorful wall murals inside, a Mexican flag color scheme outside, and sesos on the menu, Taq. Guadalajara enjoys brisk business from neighborhood families and anyone else in search of the real Excelsior deal. Furthermore, it boasts an unbeatable roster of quarter-fed toy vendors, including Golden Bling!, Homies (Series #6), and a nameless machine that traffics exclusively in messianic stickers and decals. In other news, Guadalajara’s ultra-scorching habañero salsa has reportedly claimed several fatalities over the years. The story goes that all victims have been overcome by a false sense of bravado prior to overdose; even more tellingly, each casualty was named “Steve,” “Jennifer,” or “Bubba.” Breakfast available. Open real late.