Chris Martin to Overthrow Tony Blair
by bianca2000
a while ago
London, England
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The Guardian reported that Rock star Chris Martin (Coldplay) has joined forces with the Conservatives to unseat Prime Minister Tony Blair, after his Hollywood wife Gwyneth Paltrow met the Tory leader's wife at yoga class.
The Guardian came up with the tale of Martin -- vegetarian frontman for the rock band Coldplay -- joining forces with David Cameron, the trendy new face of the once-staid Conservative party.
A phoney photo showed Martin and Cameron sharing a microphone. Martin is quoted saying he had lost faith in Blair.
"I invited him round to explain himself to me and a group of likeminded friends -- about how he was going to make poverty history and all that. But he never turned up. Madonna walked out and Stella (McCartney) was totally gutted."
In his new song supposedly recorded to support the Conservatives, available from the paper for download, "Martin" sings that recent events "smashed my illusions about Tony Blair/ His shoes, his suits, his terrible hair."
The Guardain's April Fool 2006