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Where I Became the Dance Commander a while ago
E. Franklin St. Naperville, IL
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11/26/05-- Jen's birthday party. I was upset about something, you know, probably like heart-break! because I am just that mature. So, instead of handling things like an adult, I decided to the best plan would be to, you know, drink my feelings.

Which probably wouldn't have been so bad had I just sat in the corner chatting with whomever stopped by, like I usually do as the good and proper drunk I normally am.

But no. No, that night.

Instead, that night I decided to turn up the music and become the self-appointed Dance Commander.

That's right! Achtung! Achtung! Ich bin der Dance Commander! Ihr Dance Commander ist hier! You must dance!

Nothing worse than a self-appointed drunk-ass Dance Commander ordering party guests to get up and dance! Look! We're dancing! Isn't it fun?! save for maybe a self-appointed drunk-ass Dance Commander who thinks she's being a fantastically SEXY Dance Commander so you! must! dance! Sexy! Dance!

Thankfully, we never speak of this (much).
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dance , music , bar , restaurant , drinking , dumb , drunk , commander , dance music , mistakes , cheap beer




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