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Katia is the catastrophically hot Ukrainian waitress who works at the restaurant around the corner from my apartment. I would walk my dog by there every once in a while, and she thought my dog was adorable, so eventually I asked her out. We went out twice, and both times it was like trying to schedule an interview with the president. After an incredibly laborious and drawn-out process in which I gave up two separate times, I finally asked her if she was really interested in me, and she said she just wanted to be friends.